Bargain Bum

So I have been bargain hunting for new things to make me happy (as these days only material possessions do) and I found Aussie Bum clearance on what looks like vintage wall paper and I love them.

So does the man wife, but for far less innocent reasons.


Clearly not me, so enjoy.

Golden Fur Fail

Wait, so we should donate our fur to poor people. Then how will we distinguish them from animals?

Yes at times I can be an awful person, but really why not something more practical like 'Fur for the Dole' or simply teach them to stitch garments from what they pick up on the side of the road... oh highway clean up, the noblest of faux professions.

Miracle Gay

So Jack is back.
With buffy writers, web content & more americans than you can poke a dick at, I am sure this well meaning venture out of Cardiff is bound to wreck the Doctor Who spin off harder than sweaty nerds on steroids.
All we can do it pray Rose Tyler comes back into this universe, goes back in time and kills past self.


I wish 

So I have a fagberry

Mainly due to my fear that apple is skynet.
As a result of the new phone I am basically dicking about.

So I have neglected you my blog, but for good reason

I hate Cazwell...

as a musician, but I must say he is fabulous from the neck down & makes titillating video clips.

I need this ....

Irish Accent Yum. Tolerance Yum.

So I thieved this off  'The Art of Jake Pruim', he is attractive check out his blog.

As unrealistic the events of this story are, there is something that happened to me while I was watching it which seemed to morph me back into an awkward teenage. I smiled when I saw the brave homosexual & looked away when the bullies were being really bad actors (I mean homophobic).
There is a freshness & a familiarity to this that makes is touching.

When I was in high school this kind of event would not have happened. It would have been far more likely that others would have joined in the taunting of the gay teen.
Then again when I was in high school, dealing with sexuality of any kind was not on the agenda, kids learned about diversity through what their parents & elders told them & in the blue collar town of Morisset that was mostly to fear & abuse what you don't understand.

These kinds of campaigns must make things at least a little bit easier, Morisset High has a tonne of faggots & Morisset itself even has 2 Indian restaurants... clearly it gets better...

Matthew Mitcham Meh

I really didnt understand what gaymo society saw in MM, I found him to be a bit boring and then I saw this:

Sometimes you have to look at something at all angles to truly appreciate it

Penny For Your Thoughts?

Cunning-Lingus Cannibal MP : [ Kuhn-in l-ing-guh s can-uh-buhl ]

- Proper Noun

1. A Lesbian that will eat her own kind, for political advancement.
2. Penny Wong